Tuesday, November 27, 2012

DECEMBER RECIPE CHALLENGE!

HELLO! So, I have finally gotten around to using this thing. Woohoo! Some friends from Recipe Happiness and I decided to start a RECIPE CHALLENGE. So this means I cooked something and am now contractually obligated to blog about it. AREN'T YOU SO EXCITED?! I am.

The RECIPE CHALLENGE (must be in caps) required a special ingredient, and that special ingredient was winter squash. There was a recipe I've wanted to make for some time that had zucchini in it that I decided could be switched out for winter squash (I chose spaghetti squash) so I went for it with very mixed results.

This is what I attempted: Ratatouille Taco Towers

Doesn't that sound so delicious and fusion-y? Ratatouille from France on TORTILLAS?! What?! Inspire my senses, Monsieur Guerithault!

 (He created the recipe in case you didn't bother to read it up there. You're welcome.)

As delicious as this LatinoFrenchian combination sounds, it didn't turn out so great. This is completely my fault. I learned a few things from this journey:

1. I'm not great at making ratatouille.
2. Spaghetti squash is much too watery for this recipe.
3. Whole wheat tortillas are not a good substitute for white flour ones.
4. I'm not French.
5. Recipe modifications can lead to certain disaster (please see #2).
6. I do not have a decent understanding of the term "finely chopped."
7. I'm not French.

So, with no disrespect to the creator of this fine dish, here is a photographical (is that a word?) review of its undoing. JOIN ME ON THIS JOURNEY OF RECIPE CHALLENGE CRAPULATION!


Ratatouille Taco Towers: Deconstructed Very Poorly


So, right here, there's already a problem. Broccoli isn't in the recipe. I bought the broccoli for another recipe and forgot when I was happily grasping vegetables from the fridge in preparation for the "photo shoot." Stupid broccoli. Also there's too much crap on my counter.


Halfway through sauteeing onion, I realized I had forgotten to bake the spaghetti squash. Whoops! Here it is being frantically prepared while vegetables burn in the pan next door. Fun times!


This actually looks ok.


Instead of standard salt and pepper, I added this. It's salt, white pepper, black pepper and cayenne pepper. Honestly, had I cooked it right, the food might have benefited from the additional flavors.


The squash and 'touille had to bake together. Why is this sideways?


Together again for the first time!


Here is the assembly station. 


Bye taco towers! Have fun baking!


Soggy wonderment.


Wow. That looks...just...awful.


To be honest, these were edible. Watery and bland, but edible. I ate them for a day or two, then threw the rest out. So it wasn't a complete disaster. However, they were not enjoyable and had I not modified the recipe they might have been a little bit more enjoyable. Ugh. Oh well.

TUNE IN NEXT MONTH FOR ANOTHER RECIPE CHALLENGE!